We see trucks all day and every day on our roads; driving around delivering things, getting in our way and causing delays… However, there is a funny side to these guys! If you’ve been truckin’ along looking for funny puns about the larger examples of traffic on our roads, then look no further than our list of truck puns!
Best Truck Puns And Jokes
1 In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
2 What has four wheels and flies? A rubbish truck.
3 I stopped for lunch at a German food truck, but unfortunately got food poisoning. It really was the wurst.
4 I heard a conversation between a policeman and a man which went: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.” ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality.”
5 A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
6 Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying toupees. The police are combing the area.
7 Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
8 There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
9 In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
10 My doctor told me I probably wouldn’t be able to walk again after I got into an accident with a delivery truck. I was crushed by this news.
11 I heard that a lorry carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
12 Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
13 I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
14 There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
15 My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhausted.
16 Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
17 A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
18 Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
19 I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
20 Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
21 I once witnessed a near miss, where a truck carrying terrapins almost crashed into one carrying tortoises. It was a near turtle disaster.
22 My friend is a truck driver, and once drove off in a truck where the trailer wasn’t attached properly. It went off without a hitch.
23 Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
24 Our local baker once fell into a truck carrying a huge pile of bread. He really is in a lot of pain.
25 I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Honestly, I never slaw that coming.
26 That same day, a truck carrying donkeys overtook me. The driver was really hauling ass.
27 What do a cafeteria and a rubbish truck have in common? They’re bot mess hauls.
28 Police have been trying to find out why the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled its load, but so far it’s hard to say.
29 I once caught sight of a policeman busting a move. No, wait – he was pulling over a removal truck.
30 Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
31 Driving past a truck on the road one day I noticed that the driver was in floods of tears. He thought “He’s heading for a breakdown…”
32 I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
33 It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
34 Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
35 A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
36 I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
37 What do you call a big queue of truck, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
38 A goat farmer was loading up his truck with goats to take to market. He had to stop because there was no more ruminant.
39 A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
40 Geese and truck drivers actually have a fair bit in common. After all, they both block the roads and honk a lot.
41 My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
42 I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
43 Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
44 Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
45 A truck carrying snooker equipment crashed on the motorway, and now there are cues for miles.
Trucks, as it turns out, are quite amusing – not in themselves, but definitely the lists of funny things about them! If you’re annoyed by a truck today, or you want to cheer up a truck driving friend, dig out one or two of these beauties and you’ll be driving towards a chuckle in no time.
