When it comes to puns about the ocean, they can be as salty and as diverse as the seven seas. Grab your inner tube and let these waves if silliness wash over you as we dive into the 37 goofiest puns about the ocean. Then you can read, for example, our funniest cow puns.
Best Ocean Puns
1. Due to the very large population of sponge colonies deep down in the ocean, it can be argues there is a soaker born every minute.
2. That pirate decided to cross the ocean two times without ever taking a good shower, he was considered to be a dirty double crosser.
3. When Bob arrived at work and said he was sick, we knew something was fishy because he smelled like the ocean.
4. That cheese manufacturer that was right on the edge of the coast was called the Ocean Bries.
5. As the level of the ocean continues to rise, it may come a day when they are too big for their beaches.
6. No one really liked talking with the ocean because it had a very salty personality.
7. Those oysters at the bottom of the ocean didn’t give to charity because they were considered to be very shellfish.
8. A mermaid in the ocean will have to wear her algae-bra when attending math classes in the school.
9. The Pacific Ocean and Atlantic Ocean don’t need to speak to one another, they simply can just wave.
10. That tide pool in the ocean was always trying to show of his mussels to the others.
11. It is really easy for the seaweed to find a job in the ocean, they only need to look in the kelp-wanted section of the newspapers.
12. The only thing you will find at the bottom of the ocean that twitches is going to be a nervous wreck.
13. The dolphin loved donating his time to ocean charities because he felt he was really discovering his porpoise.
14. When the salmon swam into the ocean vegetarian restaurant, they told him that they do not serve fish.
15. When the ocean and the wave finally got to meet, they said long tide and no sea.
16. If seaweed gets stuck on the ocean floor, it will often be heard crying out for kelp.
17. Whenever you need to communicate with a fish at the bottom of the ocean, you can simply drop it a line.
18. When pirates are traveling the ocean, they have trouble learning to master the alphabet due to their long time at C.
19. After that shark swallowed a bunch of keys he found on the ocean floor, he developed a case of lock jaw.
20. The mermaids wear seashells while swimming in the ocean because they all outgrew their B-shells.
21. The algae that were growing at the bottom of the ocean were happy because they could see that their business was blooming.
22. The fisherman who wrecked his boat on the ocean blamed his drug addiction on pier pressure.
23. When the blue ship and red ship collided out on the choppy ocean waters, all of the sailors were marooned.
24. The fungus and algae had an ocean wedding because they took a lichen to one another.
25. You will find fish at the bottom of the ocean simply because they dropped out of school.
26. The two fish decided to separate after years of being married due to their relationship being on the rocks.
27. That killer ocean what had to go see an orca-dontist to get new braces for his teeth.
28. The Marines are considered to be the most powerful armed force in the entire ocean.
29. That life long criminal fish was finally put on trial and is currently awaiting his herring.
30. Ocean marine biologists can all count to cten.
31. The ocean mollusk is like the Earth because they both have mantles.
32. The whale slapped the ocean with his big fin, but it could have been a fluke.
33. The reason he kept falling down was because that oceanographers shoes were tide.
34. Biologists can measure ocean distances by using a measuring tape worm.
35. The oceanographers favorite pasttime was saline.
36. What do we call the mafia fish that gives everyone offers that cannot be refused? – The Codfather!
37. It takes so long for pirates to learn the alphabet because they are stuck at C for years!
These 37 ocean puns are sure to get a rise out of most of you. While some of them may smell a little fishy, the majority are going to wash over you and give you that warm and cozy feeling deep down inside. These are some of our best puns, or you can check here or here.
Paulette Braxton
Perfect for people that love the ocean, fish, sharks or just marine life in general!