Pokemon puns are all the rage these days, not just because they will never let mew down, but because they take some creative thinking to really get the point. Can you Diglett? These 67 Pokemon puns are sure to be all the rage with you and your inner circle, otherwise, they will just have to Spheal with it! If you have some spare time, read these fruit puns for more fun.
Best Pokemon Puns
1. It was pretty obvious that Nurse Joy and Brock went on a date to the PokeBall.
2. Whenever Ash gets an idea, you can see that LightBulbasaur appear over her head.
3. The only thing that is better than one Pikachu is PikaTwo.
4. If you ask Count Dracula what is his favorite Pokemon, he will tell you that it is Koffin.
5. All Pokemon that want to further their education will eventually attend StarU college.
6. Professional soccer players seem to really like GoalDuck.
7. A storm of Pokemon is better known as a Pokemonsoon!
8. The only Pokemon that has the ability to tell the future is Pikahead.
9. When the Pokemon looked threw the door, she shouted peek-at-choo.
10. The Grateful Dead tend to favor the Legend-Jerry pokemon!
11. The Pokemon who likes to go camping and eat baked beans around the fire is Goldbeen.
12. If a Pokemon grows up to be a police officer, he is better known as a magic-cop.
13. When daredevil Weedle is on his motorcycle doing stunts, he reminds his friends of Weedle Knievall.
14. Did you know that Haunter’s like to water ski on Lake Erie.
15. The only Pokemon that has the ability to be a pirate is Arrrrrrrr-bok.
16. My sister brought Chaizard to our family barbecue.
17. The only way to brush Gyarado’s teeth are very carefully.
18. If you were to cross a snowman and Mew in the middle of the night, you would wind up with frost bite.
19. Whenever Meowth sees his reflection, it reminds him of a copycat.
20. Meowth was afraid of the big tree because of its bark.
21. Gourgeist’s will only send important mail to the ghost office.
22. The only thing that is more amazing that a talking Metagross is a spelling bee.
23. When Meowth wind up winning the dog show, it was considered to be a real cat-has-trophy.
24. The only place that Haunters will buy their milk and eggs is at the ghost-ery store.
25. The night mayor is the only Gastly that works in the local Town Hall.
26. Wonder where a Primal Groudon can sit, basically anywhere they want to.
27. Lillipup says that her favorite kind of pizza is pup-eroni.
28. The only reason that Metagross spit out that clown was because he tasted a little funny.
29. When you mix the drummer for the Beatles with an Australian Pokemon, you get a Dingo Starr.
30. The only reason that Squirtle crossed the ocean was to get to the other tide.
31. A really chilly Lillypup is known as a pup-sicle.
32. If a Pokemon loses its tail, it simply takes a drive over to the re-tail store.
33. Gourgeist’s favorite kids cereal has to be Boo-berries.
34. When a Haunter gets a little too close to a camp fire they become a toasty ghosty.
35. Geodude said to the other Geodude, let’s rock!
36. The only thing that Beeartic will eat for lunch is ice-burgers.
37. Snover’s favorite shape has to be the ICE-osceles triangle.
38. An Italian Gourgeist’s will only eat spook-ghetti for dinner?
39. Wailmer’s favorite television show to watch is the Whale of Fortune.
40. When Skunktank was asked to step forward in the court, the judge replied there is odor in the court.
41. Beartic can easily catch fish without a fishing pole because he uses his bear hands.
42. Whenever Pokemon go to France, they love to stop and visit Paras.
43. When Beartic is south of the border, he loves to try the local bear-ittos.
44. When the Haunter went on vacation, he dis not forget to send all of his friends a ghost-card.
45. The best sci-fi movie to take a Pokemon would be Staryu Wars.
46. That Pikachu that works on computers is also known as a geek-achu.
47. The one Pokemon that you can count on always being in a good mood is the Happiny.
48. The best place to find Pokemon is to look when you lost those Pokemon.
49. The only way that you can keep Bilbasaur from charging is to take away all his credit cards.
50. Pokemon love watching Dancing with the Stayus on Monday nights.
51. If you ask a Snowy Castform what they like snacking on, they will usually answer a brrrrrrrrito.
52. The only sea animal a Pokemon will keep in their aquarium is a Staru fish.
53. If you are looking to hire a Pokemon, simply put them on stilts.
54. Slowpoke does not like to eat fast food because they simply can not catch it.
55. A Mega Metagross that is walking on thin ice is known as an ice breaker.
56. The reason that the Spiritomb is such a messy eater has to do with the fact that they are always goblin their food.
57. The Spiritombs can not resist a good boo-berry pie when they visit their grandmas house.
58. That Beartic that lost all of his teeth is known simply called a gummy bear.
59. The only time that a Gastly will eat breakfast is early in the moaning.
60. If you want to know where the Haunters love going on vacation, you need to check out Mali-booo.
61. If you are looking for a cheap Pokemon to own, the Snorunts live on ice.
62. As soon as Cobalion ate those clowns, he started to feel a little funny.
63. If you are wondering what time it is when the Yveltal takes your jacket, it’s time to get a new jacket.
64. When the Haunter walked into the local diner, he always orders a boo-logna sandwich.
65. The reason that the Pikachu threw his wristwatch out the window was because he wanted to see if time could fly.
66. Which Pokemon has a low-fat diet? – Butterfree!
67. That Pokemon cannot win the marathon competition because it is a slow-poke!
Not only is Pokemon one of the most popular show to watch and games to play, Pokemon puns are a sure-fire way to show your love and appreciation for these fun characters. Watch to see how your friends reactions are totally Onix-pected after hearing these funny puns or these lovely unicorn puns.
