Sandwich puns can be so hilarious yet satisfying for those looking for one liners to make up for boring and unoccupied times. The best thing about these puns is that they incorporate so many other items just as the sandwich itself does. I hope you will enjoy them and share with friends.
Best Sandwich Puns
1. When the sandwich walked into a bar, the barman said, “we don’t serve food.”
2. The only thing that is yellow and white and travels 500 miles per hour is the pilot egg sandwich.
3. The best way to stop a sandwich from curling is by hiding its brushes.
4. The other day I had a mean sandwich, it tasted average.
5. Were it not for the fact that you may spread it, I would have told you about the joke of some jam on a piece of bread.
6. The bacon told the tomato, “Lettuce get together.”
7. The best place to get an Indian sandwich is at the New Delhi.
8. The best snack for the beach is a sand-wich.
9. Where do you think golfers go to eat? At the sand-wedge shop.
10. The tomato turned red because it saw the sandwich dressing.
11. Bread broker with margarine because of a butter lover.
12. Hamburgers are so dedicated in attending gym sessions because they want to get better bands.
13. I look back and I think my decision to order a veggie sandwich was a missed steak.
14. The vegetables said to the sandwich, “Lettuce all smile.”
15. Do you fancy being a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
16. How do you locate a Greek sandwich restaurant? Using a gyro scope.
17. I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light because I threw a sandwich at a lamp.
18. When you see a cannibal eating a sandwich, that is a sub human.
19. Though I know it is rather bunpignified behavior, I will still go for the bacon sandwich.
20. When I open my restaurant, I refused to make my own sandwiches, and instead relied on subcontractors.
21. Before I breakdown the sandwich, I want to say that I loaf you.
22. Sandwich meat and rednecks have this in common, they are both inbred.
23. The pilot preferred his sandwich plain.
24. The favorite sandwich for the herbivore is a trees-burger.
25. When I was working for the inspection unit, I once searched a neat sandwich-shaped suitcase that was jampacked.
26. The man walked in to the restaurant and ordered a rubber band sandwich. He preferred it snappy.
27. The worst jelly to put on a sandwich is traffic jam.
28. Can you imagine the earth as one giant sandwich the entire population would be in bread.
29. I was born and bread in a small town of sandwich.
30. Do not ever try to eat a chess sandwich because it would be such a stale mate.
31. The most dramatic type of sandwich is the ham.
32. The children of the two slices of the ham sandwich that married each other were all in bread.
33. The sandwich said to the doorman, “Please sir, can you lettuce in?”
34. Having a sandwich is the best way to fill the gap between trains.
35. When he walked into the restaurant, he asked the waiter, “Do you serve sandwiches?” The waiter responded and said, “Please sit down sir, we serve everybody.”
36. The peanut butter said to the bread, “You should quit loafing around.”
37. When the sandwich broke up with his bread girlfriend, he told her, you deserve butter.
38. Before the race, one slice of sandwich said to the other, “You are toast.”
39. The sandwich wins over friends easily when he tells them, “You can all crust me.”
40. When putting their kids to bed, the mother told them, “I could have made you sandwich, but it is past your bread time.”
41. You will never understand the upper crust because it is always the most sophisticated bread.
42. The successful box told the reporter that his secret to winning every match is to have knuckle sandwiches for every meal.
43. What does the sandwich say to his girlfriend? – “I loaf you a lot. You butter believe it!”
The worst thing about sandwich puns is either you eat them all or they go stale. Sharing with friends these and other puns such as strawberry puns, nut puns, and baking puns, is a foolproof way to all enjoy every grain.
