Puns about colors are great – and they come in all the colors of the rainbow! Puns featuring just about anything are good fun, and can cheer up a situation instantly. It’s great to have a few puns up your sleeve – especially if you or your friends are feeling “blue!”
Best Blue Puns
1 My least favorite color in the world is purple. It’s worse than blue and red put together.
2 I’ve completely decorated my living room, and it looks wonderful. I’d go so far as to say it’s a dream come blue.
3 Have you seen the Azure parrot? It’s a really blue-tiful bird.
4 I was stumped for ages on “What’s blue and not heavy?” before I realized the answer was Light Blue.
5 Have you heard about the sad wave? It was feeling blue because the island didn’t wave back.
6 The Beatles once wrote a song about a blue ship that sails under the sea… Oh wait, this is the wrong sub.
7 What burns longer, a white candle or a blue one? The answer is neither of them – they both burn shorter.
8 I have a statue in my garden, of a small bird, painted blue. It’d be great if I had a pun for it, wooden tit?
9 Did you hear about that great blue actor who acts in kung fu movies and does all his own stunts? Blues Lee, you must have heard of him!
10 I was out on my boat the other day and thought I saw a Navy Seal – but it turned out to be a blue sea lion.
11 What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
12 Have you noticed that police tend to question blue-eyed people much more in poisoning cases? That’s because the real killer is usually cyan-eyed.
13 Have you heard about the youngest color in the whole spectrum? It’s baby blue, of course.
14 I had a good friend who worked in a dye factory. One day he fell into a vat of indigo, and sadly he dyed.
15 Turquoise is the best color, really it is. In fact, it’s cyan-tifically proven.
16 There’s a special branch of the US Marines that work in the ocean. They’re called Aquamarines.
17 I asked my artist friend to paint me a picture. He told me he’d run out of royal, navy, cobalt, sapphire, azure and cyan paints. That was completely out of the blue.
18 It’s always hard to know if anything in life was certain. I’d really like it if a blue sky was azure thing, but I live in England.
19 It’s easy to guess why the Earth is always so depressed. After all, the ground is down and the sky is blue.
20 There’s a less well-known rhyme that goes: “Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.”
21 I once went on a trip to an indigo plantation. It was blue-min marvelous.
22 Even better was the time I went to a cobalt mine. Now that trip was blue-mine amazing.
23 I tried to take my angry friend to look at the beautiful blue sky. It didn’t calm him down; he was seeing red that day.
24 Have you ever had a Curaco cocktail? Go careful with them. I had one once, and it blue my head off.
25 It’s always tricky going to see Avatar with a friend who’s painted blue. They tend to teal the show.
26 I once fell in love with the color blue, bit it broke my heart. I blue it was trouble from the start.
27 What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up, of course!
28 Have you ever tried pick up lines? I once told a blue eyed girl that looking into her eyes made me feel like I was lost at see.
29 I feel so bad for some of my garden birds. The blue tit is always so sad.
30 Ever had a chat with a blue jay? Don’t bother; they’re always miserable.
31 I’ve finally figured out which pirate was the saddest! It was Bluebeard, of course.
32 If you have been wondering why your pizza is so sad, maybe it’s time to lay off the blue cheese.
33 Have you ever tried to teach your Bluetooth devices to swim? It’s not worth it – they’re designed to sync.
34 Cows are big fans of classic rock. Their favorite is the Moo-dy Blues.
35 My blue jeans are so old and worn out. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that they’re on their last legs.
36 Did you hear about the blueberry who tried to go out with a fig? It’s because it just couldn’t find a date.
37 Blueberries make great talk show hosts. They always have fruitful discussions.
38 I think we should change the official color from Navy Blue to Aqua Marine.
39 A tragic incident happened yesterday! A French cheese factory exploded. It blue cheese everywhere.
40 I went into a bar with my blues guitar, but we were turned away because they don’t serve minors.
41 I once went to watch “The Smurfs – A Musical.” It was so good I was blued to my seat.
42 Have you heard about the people who study the color blue? They’re known as cyan-tologists.
43 My friend went on a date with the color indigo the other day. It was going really well, then he blue it.
44 I received a very rude Valentine’s card the other day. It read “Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not f*cking blue!”
45 What happens if you cross a cow and a smurf? You get blue cheese!
46 Red, white and blue are the colors that stand for freedom, right? That’s true -until you see those colored lights flashing behind your car…
47 I met a guy today! He was wearing blue jeans and a blue hat, and his face was all covered with dirt and soot. But these are all just miner details.
48 My favorite color dumped me the other day. It came completely out of the blue.
No need to feel blue! Just have a read through our list of puns about the color blue; you’ll feel better in no time. Whenever you’re grasping for puns to bring a rainbow to the room, these puns have got you covered. Here are our favorite yellow puns.
