Let’s face it, we all have a bit of an obsession with robots, don’t we? The questions about what they will be able to do in the future, and how they can improve our lives, is never ending. I can tell you right now what will improve your life – robot puns! Send these to any tech-loving friend to give them a good giggle.
Best Robot Puns
1 My robot friend has decided to go on a diet. I think he’ll do OK, if he can avoid those byte sized snacks.
2 He’s also decided to take up exercise to get fitter. He’s most interested in the circuit training.
3 Most robots are massive fans of one genre of music; can you guess what it is? Heavy metal, of course.
4 I had a party and invited lots of robots, so of course I had to stock up on snacks. The computer chips were definitely the most popular.
5 Did you hear about the robot who fell in love with a plug socket? Apparently he couldn’t resist her electric personality.
6 Robots never seem to have a problem when the weather gets hot. I think it’s because of their built-in fans.
7 Some robots end up with anger issues, because people keep pushing their buttons.
8 Cobblers actually get a lot of business from robots… They always need rebooting.
9 Did you know that robots really don’t like apples? It’s because they’re Androids.
10 Robots get very embarrassed if they have to get changed in front of people. They have hardware and software, but very rarely have any underwear.
11 I once knew a really grumpy robot. I never found out what his problem was, but he had such a chip on his shoulder.
12 Do you know which are the only robot hairdressers who ever get any business? It’s the ones who can do droid-locks.
13 There are a great many robot doctors out there – robots are always getting viruses.
14 Robots get even more tired at the end of a work day… They have their day’s work, and on top of that, a hard drive.
15 Did you hear about that accident that closed the robot’s motorway? They all had to take the R2-Detour.
16 I’ve never been able to enjoy a robot making an important speech. It should be interesting, but they just keep droning on.
17 Robot vacuum cleaners are great, aren’t they? Cleaning the entire house, roomba by roomba.
18 My favorite restaurant is run by robots. Most of the food is great, but I really don’t like silicone carne.
19 Every robot you ever meet will have the same favorite film. It’s Raiders Of The Lost Spark.
20 When robots die, we say “Rust in peace…”
21 You always have to be careful of robot dogs. They have a nasty byte.
22 You can easily stop a robot dog from attacking you – just press the “Paws” button on the remote.
23 Robots love foods like pancakes and Yorkshire puddings. Basically, anything batter-y.
24 I went on a few dates with a robot once. We had fun, but I didn’t feel the spark.
25 My friend made a fantastic robot that can type 4,000 words per minute. He’s a pro-to-type.
26 Another friend invented a robot to do complicated surgery, but so far it only operates on batteries.
27 Did you know, there’s a new program that will make your robot be anxious? It’s called the Nervous System.
28 Some robots can dance really well, they have real algo-rhythm.
29 Did you hear about the Norwegian robot that scanned a bird? It Scand-an-avian.
30 It’s really easy to beat a robot in a fist fight – just socket right in the face.
31 If you’re ever throwing a party for robots, just make sure you don’t forget the microchips and dips.
32 There’s a really sad man with a robotic arm on our street. He’s so miserable we call him the sighborg.
33 I’ve just got a new robotic dog! It takes commands through Bluetooth, and it’s called a Rott-wireless.
34 Have you heard about the new robotic jackhammers? It’s truly groundbreaking stuff.
35 What’s a robot’s favorite place to eat? Mechdonalds.
36 There was recently a scandal in my village, and a robot was arrested. He was later charged with battery.
37 My robot friend has been trying to collect every single instrument in the world, but he can’t get any organs.
38 I’m in a relationship with a lovely wireless robot… It’s no strings attached.
39 My kid got really bored the other day, so we made a robot that distributes herbs. It passed the thyme.
40 My robot dog is pretty great, but every time we go for a walk he comes back with robo-ticks.
41 I’d never seriously date a robot… They’re too high maintenance.
42 There’s a robot book club in the local library. They’re currently reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire.
43 A smitten young robot asked her to marry him after just one date, because he simply couldn’t resistor.
44 Have you heard about the new robot that weaves scarves, clothes and blankets? It’s called the extermi-knitter.
45 A robot is the best thing to have around in a time of crisis – they don’t get scared, because they have nerves of steel.
46 Do you know what R2D2 is short for? It’s because he has very tiny legs.
47 When two robots go out for a romantic meal, it is called a dinner data.
48 My robot neighbors are always sleeping under their car. I asked them why, and they said it was because they wanted to wake up oily.
49 If you’re in a car with a robot and you want him to go faster, just shout “Metal to the pedal!”
50 Have you heard about the robot that can turn into a tractor? They call it the transfarmer.
51 The robot decided to do some training skills for his new job, because his skills were a little rusty.
52 A robot mechanic is never lonely. He’s always making new friends.
53 What’s the difference between a pizza and these robot puns? These puns can’t be topped!
Robots are, like it or not, a big part of our lives these days, so you might as well embrace them – and the chuckles that robot puns can bring!
